Funny Linux Terminal Commands.. You Must Try

x32x01
  • by x32x01 ||
Let’s be honest - is there any Linux user who hasn’t played with the terminal at least once? 🤔 The Linux command line is powerful, flexible, and honestly… a little addictive! But it’s not all about serious sysadmin stuff - the terminal can also make you laugh and relax during those long coding hours 😄

So grab your coffee ☕ and check out these funny and cool Linux commands that’ll definitely make your terminal come alive! 🚀

🚂 1. Steam Locomotive (sl)​

You’ve probably typed sl instead of ls by mistake before - but guess what? That typo can turn into fun!

Install it using:
Code:
sudo apt-get install sl
Then just type:
Code:
sl
👉 A steam locomotive will chug across your terminal screen! Great for laughs - or for punishing typos 😂



🌌 2. Watch Star Wars in Your Terminal​

Yes, you read that right - you can actually watch Star Wars right inside your terminal 🤯

First, install telnet:
Code:
sudo apt-get install telnet
Then run:
Code:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Grab your popcorn 🍿 and enjoy ASCII lightsabers in action!



🧠 3. Matrix-Style Rain (cmatrix)​

Want your terminal to look like Neo’s screen? 💚
Code:
sudo apt-get install cmatrix
cmatrix -r -u 10
The -r flag adds rainbow effects 🌈, and -u controls speed. Looks absolutely epic on a dark background!



🔤 4. Morse Code Generator​

Ever wanted to beep your text in Morse code? Here you go!
Code:
sudo apt-get install morse
morse "ilove kalilinux"
Your terminal will now tap out Morse signals - perfect for old-school spy vibes 😎



🔄 5. Reverse Text (rev)​

Flip your words backward in real time!
Code:
sudo apt-get install rev
rev
Type something like “Linux is fun” and get nuf si xuniL. Great for mind tricks 🌀



🐱 6. Tom & Jerry (oneko)​

This is everyone’s favorite 🐾
Code:
sudo apt-get install oneko
oneko
Now, a cute cat will chase your mouse cursor all over the screen! 😻

Prefer dogs? Try:
Code:
oneko -dog

Or customize colors:
Code:
oneko -dog -fg red -bg green



🐮 7. Talking Animals (cowsay & xcowsay)​

Bring animals into your terminal!
Code:
sudo apt-get install cowsay xcowsay
cowsay "I love Linux!"
xcowsay "I'm not a cow, I'm a jaguar."

You can even summon a dragon or ghost 👻
Code:
cowsay -f dragon "Hello there!"
cowsay -f ghostbusters "Who you gonna call?"



🧱 8. ASCII Art with Toilet​

Make your terminal shout in style 🗣️
Code:
sudo apt-get install toilet
toilet -f smblock --filter border:metal "HTTPS://TabCode.Net"
Create awesome ASCII banners for your scripts or projects 🔥



🔥 9. Fire Effect (aafire)​

Light up your terminal with ASCII flames 🔥
Code:
sudo apt-get install libaa-bin
aafire
No real fire - just cool vibes 😎



🍀 10. Fortune​

Get random quotes, jokes, or wisdom from your terminal:
Code:
sudo apt-get install fortune
fortune

Or mix it with cowsay for extra fun:
Code:
fortune | cowsay



🗣️ 11. Speak Text Out Loud (espeak)​

Make your Linux talk! 🎙️
Code:
sudo apt-get install espeak
espeak "This is a Linux command"
Great for accessibility or a good laugh 😆



👀 12. Xeyes - The Watching Eyes​

Run this and you’ll feel watched 😳
Code:
sudo apt-get install x11-apps
xeyes
Two cartoon eyes will follow your cursor across the screen.



🌈 13. Rainbow Text (lolcat)​

Add color and life to your terminal output 🌈
Code:
sudo apt-get install lolcat
fortune | lolcat
fortune | cowsay | lolcat
Now your jokes and quotes glow with rainbow magic ✨



🐮 14. Secret Easter Egg - “Moo”​

Try this hidden gem 🥚
Code:
apt-get moo
Then:
Code:
sudo apt-get install aptitude
aptitude moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -vvv moo
Each version gives a new funny message 😜



💬 Final Thoughts​

Linux isn’t just for hackers and sysadmins - it’s for fun, creativity, and humor too 🎉
Whether you’re summoning cows, chasing cursors, or setting your terminal “on fire,” these commands make the Linux experience unforgettable 💪🐧

Which one made you laugh the most? Drop a comment below - and don’t forget to share this with your Linux-loving friends! ❤️
 
Last edited: